Monday, January 17, 2011

The Cool-wannabe


I am. Oh yes, I am one of those who WOULD so like to be cool. Like, you know, if I was living in Paris or London or New York I would go out all nights in Zac Posen (his Pre-Fall 2011 collection inspired my drawing, I like it a lot... have a look!), sky-high heels drinking champagne and Martini. 

During the day I would wake up at 10, have a cappuccino in my bed caressing my grey cat and checking my e-mails and then out for inspiration (because I would be an artist of course), shopping for expensive groceries and elegant dresses.

It would be oh so Gossip Girl of me.

Instead here I am (and here the sound of the public: "Oooooohhhh..." you know, like the sit-coms, when She says He a bad thing for Valentine's day and He makes a sad face?)

But since I am a girl full of hope I am sure that in 3 years, when I'll leave Belgium, and I'll still be a young girl of almost thirty years old (!), I will be able to live all this glamour in Paris, London or New York. 

Yes, sure! 

In the meanwhile I made a list of things I can do to feel a bit more cool. No Zac Posen or Moët & Chandon involved, but you always start from the very small things, no?


You can take it as a resolution for the New Year if you want, but I know it's not: I never make resolutions, I am totally not strict and I will change my mind hundreds of times before December... Ha! I can make resolution for the new month though! It's a good idea, I should start....

Anyway, here I go. Your role here is to keep me on the good path until they don't become habits, agreed?

1. Try to get a manicure at least once a month (twice is better), and always keep my nails (and toes, from spring) perfectly polished.

Oh yes, that's hard. But I'll do my best, I promise. I think that when your nails are good they can change all your appearance. I like to keep them quite short and wear dark nail polish: Marron Glacé from Mavala (it is actually a dupe of Chanel "Particulière" so uncool, so uncool...), a dark blue-almost-black and deep burgundy were my colors for the winter. Got to find the spring shades ASAP.

2. Try to use my body cream every day.

WTF you don't use body cream every day??? 

No, I know, I apologize.  But I am too lazy!! I got out of the shower and bam, narcolepsy on! 
But I'll try to do my best. Also because lately I noticed that that Kaloderma Q10 cream I bought for 3 euros (thanks to my friend Veronica, the bargain hunter) is making kind of wonders and when I use it my skin is smooth as a peach. I don't want to know what kind of silicons it contains, I'll keep away from the ingredient label as much as I can.
Oh, and did I tell you that Kiehl's just opened in Gent? I've got to have a ride there, have I not?!

3. Try to go to the gym MORE than twice a week.

Which is also: run longer. And don't listen to your spleen.
And got to go back to Pilates. You really feel you have a super-sexy-firm body when you get out of the lesson. 

4. Always perfectly waxed, even if it's -15° C outside and you wouldn't show a centimeter of skin, not even for a 50.000 euros coupon to spend at Miu Miu.   

(I think this is kinda obvious and doesn't need explanation)

5. Buy some really good sexy-but-not-too-much lingerie.

Have you always thought that those who say that good underwear makes you feel more confident are just working for La Perla writing shady columns for Elle?
Nothing more wrong: it's actually true. You really feel good if you wear killer underwear.

I think that Stella McCartney deserves a part of my salary.

6. Wear my red lipstick more often.

And this doesn't need further explanation too, does it?

And now I am lighting some scented Dyptique Baies candles, having a bath with Santa Maria Novella soaps and going to bed, in my white silk sheets.

........ Joking, it's actually Ikea. Both. Candle and sheets. 

What? You didn't have doubts?

Ehhhhh..... You'll see! In three years!

Gotta go! Kiss!

Al 

17 comments:

  1. Fantastic drawing. I am a firm believer in nos. 2, 4 and 6. And I could stand to do more of 1, 3 and 5.

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  2. oh well, that's a tough schedule, but i believe it's absolutely doable! :)

    red lipstick - also have this brand-new never used thing rotting somewhere. bought it in the sudden urge to feel sexier, but only buying doesn't really help, no?

    fantastic drawing!

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  3. @Photodiarist: you already live in NY, you can skip this list, you're cool enough ahah

    Is it true that in NY girls are literally manicure-freaks?

    @Kazuko: oh please try the lipstick! It immediately changes everything. Believe me, try it on a friday night, maybe a nice dress on, after a terrible week of work+bitchy boss... It's magic. And I think it'll suit you!

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  4. Yeb I'm wearing my red lippie more in 2011 and I totally have to get on top of waxing too :D

    Thanks for sharing such a cute and sweet post!

    Come and check out my blog too :)

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  5. Thanks Cecylia!

    Oh yes "red lipstick" is the key, now I know the truth :D

    (I already passed by and became a follower right now :p)

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  6. Al: Yes -- it is true about NY girls loving their manicures. It seems like there's a manicure place on every street corner. I used to be one but then I got really busy. I am always antsy when I sit in the manicure salon waiting.

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  8. Wow your work is really amazing! I couldn't stop scrolling through :)
    xx

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  9. Thank you Amy!!
    It's really nice of you, you made me happy! :-)

    (I'm trying to open your website but safari isn't working as it should, I hate it! Anyway, I'll pass by asap :p)

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  10. I found this post absolutely hilarious!! Firstly, the bit about being an artist and living the gossip girl lifestyle in New York is a definite dream. I'm afraid it only exists in television. Trust me, I'm an artist, and I live in New York, no grey cat but still ;P The upside is manicures are cheap and offered on every corner so that's a definite do!! You will just have to come and see for yourself. Check out my response to your comment on my most recent post xx

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  11. Ahaha I know, I know :D You know when you are a kid and put together the pieces for your perfect life? "I will be a queen and a astronaut and I will have 3 ponys in my courtyard". I did something like that :p

    I read your reply, it was so sweet! When I'll come to NY we'll definitely have that cup of coffee (and maybe also a manicure? ;-) )

    Un bacio ;-)

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  12. Che bello questo elenco! :) Io andrò una settimana a NY a fine marzo per la prima volta... vedrò se è vero della manicura! ahah :-prr
    un bacio! :)

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  13. Ciao Iris!! Grazie e benvenuta!

    Io voglio andare in autunno, almeno tre o quattro giorni... vedremo. Fammi sapere quando torni se è davvero il paradiso della manicure come dicono ;-)

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  14. That would be perfect, totally my idea of a great NY day!! Yes I know all about my little girl dreams and how I thought things would be. The good news is I always pictured me in NY and that actually came true :)

    Bisoux,
    Meag xx

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  15. I like these suggestions.
    When you look good, you feel good.

    windowshopz.com

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  16. @Meagan: this is super! To end up in the place you always wanted to be in, I mean. Sometimes I think it would be wonderful if it happened to me too but... in the end I don't even know where I would really really want to go! (well, Japan of course, but I'd never live there for a long time) *Messy head*

    @Ninjagaiden: Hello!! Indeed, you don't need to spend a lot of money and not even too many efforts. Self confidence would be the key, but unluckily it's not easy at all...

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  17. Bahahahhhaa . fine lingerie makes me feel itchy . im cool with boxers :D

    xxxChloé


    p.s. Al you are perfectly fine with Ikea candles .. me ? i use handmade candles (i really tried hard to make it look good , but failed ) -__-

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